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Megan Fox Cast in Michael Bay-Produced ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’
Michael Bay’s love for Megan Fox never dies. Even after she said he had “no social skills at all,” called him a “tyrant” and compared him to both Hitler and Napoleon, he’s approved casting her in a new...
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Here’s Whoopi on the Set of Michael Bay’s ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’
I haven’t seen Whoopi Goldberg in a while, and especially not in a movie, but here she is, walking around the set of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles with Tina Turner/Diana Ross hair, dressed in a...
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Megan Fox Pregnant AGAIN, Taking Another Hiatus From Acting?
Megan Fox is pregnant again. Just had her last churren less than a year ago, precisely 10 months and it’s like… why Megan, why!!? Do you want to pop ‘em out quick so they can be close-in-age and relate...
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Michael Bay’s Ninja Turtles Look Like Steamrolled Caca
Paramount got their leopard thongs all bunched up and sandy over a promotional photo of the turtles from the new Ninja Turtles movie produced by Michael Bay, directed by Jonathan Liebesman and...
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The New Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are Stupidly Gigantic
Well, the new Ninja Turtles movie looks even worse than I thought it would, which is pretty f*cking bad. If only the first trailer was a parody “what if Michael Bay used his trademark, horrible CGI to...
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New Derpy Ninja Turtles Would Definitely Have Been Bullied in High School
Anyone who grew up with the original Ninja Turtles remembers how “cool” they were. They somehow managed to be super relatable despite being of the reptile persuasion, which was part of the allure...
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